Don’t you hate it when a show you’re watching goes off, and a really stupid show comes on after it. But your remote is across the room and you’re too lazy to get up and get it. So you end up watching the entire episode of the stupid show.
(Source: labish, via the-krusty-crew)
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain’t calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
(Source: giraffessippingtea, via thehilariousblog)
My reaction to the top right: “It’s a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey… stuff.”
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